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Swift and deadly

The cobra, everyone loves it.

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Oh... Hello. My name is Ty Coyote. It’s not my real name, but I prefer it.
For all matters concerned, you may call me Coyote.

Now, if this is about the money I owe X, tell him I need more time, dammit!
I can’t get that much money n such a short amount of time. So get...

Hmm? Oh. You don’t even know X? Well, sorry about that. But you must
have some reason for being here... Ah. I see it now. You’re here because...
Well, you might be here bored, just bored out of your skull. Or maybe you’re
curious about what I may have seen in my travels. Or, even, perhaps you’ve
heard about me and have come just to meet the infamous Coyote. Eh?

...No...You’re just bored? Well, I figured. It’s okay. I take what I can get.
And, to be truly honest, it doesn’t matter why you’re here. What matters
is that you’re willing to be here. And, you know, this is one of two things
where willingness is the only requirement.

...That other one? Martyrdom. But I’m pretty sure you didn’t come here to die.

Well, sit down! Sit down! Need a drink? Water? Soda? Beer? Good, good.
Here. Take a drink. It’s the finest I have. IS the fire nice and warm? I know,
it is a bit cold in this alley. But my apartment is somewhat inaccessible at this
time.

You know. The entire time rift and time paradox thing.

...But...There are more places we can be. Here! See? I snap my fingers and
we’re on a mesa in one of the most beautiful deserts I know of. And I know
quite a few. Some real, some not.

But is it too bright? A little hot? Here! A forest. Bet you haven’t seen trees
this big before. Still a bit chilly though… Aha! I have just the thing. Look! Some
fur and a tail for balance on these branches. Perfect! We even blend with the locals.

… You seem a little hesitant…. Oh, don’t worry. Here, you’re human again.
And I’ll change too. And I’ll even change our location one last time. Forgive
me if I take you to new places without warning, or even change the body you
sit in.

Us writers have a habit of doing so.

So, both of us human. You with your drink, and me with my tobacco. I hope
you don’t mind that I smoke. The breeze will blow most of it away anyhow.

But now, we’re on the back porch of a ranch cabin. We sit on a hill and we
can see for miles. The sun is setting, so it will be dark soon. Most creatures
will be waking up now. At least the interesting ones. Some are gentle, but
fierce looking, others the opposite.

I hope you don’t mind that I’ve brought a gun. Don’t mind its size either.

Finally, the sun has set. I’ve lit a few torches, and we are set! And I think
I might have the perfect story for you. It’ll hit the spot, like a good cherry pie
(I hope). So listen close. Get comfortable. And I hope you enjoy.

Oh, and forgive me if I drop you into a new world, or a new set of shoes.

It’s a pesky habit some of us writers have.

Now a Major (no longer a minor)

Tue Oct 13, 2009, 11:20 AM
Today was my birthday,
No one remembered the pie.
It might be even cliche,
To say the cake is a lie.

But it's alright,
I'm fine. ^^

Just so you know, if you ever just want to want to totally make my day, make me cherry pie. In any shape form or fashion, I don't care. It just needs to be labeled CHERRY PIE!!!


See ya'll around, and here's an official hiatus warning. I'm just so busy with life and stuff. Peace out.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Texas, only the greatest state out there.
  • Interests: VideoGames, writing, doing nothing. That's pretty much it except for trucks.
  • Favourite movie: The Road Warrior, Gladiator, The Bourne Series, any other movie that has fighting.
  • Favourite band or musician: The Offspring (and like, a ton of others really)
  • Favourite genre of music: All kinds.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
  • Shell of choice: XPS 400
  • Personal Quote: Life's a garden. Dig it.

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Mood: Joy =Docali Nov 18, 2009, 5:22:43 AM
Hello there! :wave: Thank you for the :+devwatch: :D

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*Agina Nov 6, 2009, 7:32:27 AM
Thank you so much for the watch:heart:

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Pim! Olet hypnotisoitu! D:
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~CoyoteCaliente Nov 6, 2009, 8:34:27 AM
No problem. I love comics, particularly webcomics. Yours may be in a different language,but you translate well and I find yours very well drawn and told.

I'll check out the rest of your gallery once I get a chance.

See ya.

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*Agina Nov 6, 2009, 8:36:42 AM
Ah, thank you for that comment, it made my day little better after failing in a test. Thank you. :3

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Pim! Olet hypnotisoitu! D:
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*lazywolf Oct 12, 2009, 7:34:56 PM
Wow, so my last post on the other site was a mess; sorry.

One question I wanted to ask--in both the old and new versions, after Croy first gets the best of Mikey you end saying that he didn't know... Gah, I'll quote it:
I didn’t truly think that he would be able to do anything to provoke me to the point of doing something that would hurt me more than him. And I certainly didn’t think he could cause anything that would have lasting consequences.

How stupid of me.

So, foreshadowing. But for what? Was it because of what happened to the truck later, or is it for something still to come?

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~CoyoteCaliente Oct 13, 2009, 11:12:20 AM
It was because of Mikey smashing the truck and initializing Croy's first transformation.

Thanks for commenting, I'd be more elaborate, but I'm a little busy. =3

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*lazywolf Oct 13, 2009, 2:31:55 PM
No worries. Mystery solved!

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*JPJohansson Oct 3, 2009, 5:46:04 AM
Thanks for watching.

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~CoyoteCaliente Oct 3, 2009, 8:06:46 AM
No prob.

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=yukanext Sep 12, 2009, 7:18:43 AM
Thank you so much for the recent :+fav: !

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*Bluekity Sep 11, 2009, 8:38:32 PM
ty for the watch <3<3<3

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~GreenMute Sep 10, 2009, 5:39:31 PM
thx for the watch :3
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*lazywolf Aug 19, 2009, 12:09:42 AM
No! I already finished the rest of the old version of Instict Rising that you sent me, and I was sad to see it stop so abruptly! If you publish this some day, let me know because I will buy it!

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~CoyoteCaliente Aug 19, 2009, 7:00:07 AM
Trust me. If it does, I'll be bragging to everyone. It will be inevitable. ><

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Aiene, Geisteskrank, Insano, Elnebajos, Vansinnig, Fou, Atamagaokashii, Gek, Dolzinnig, Hullu, Gila, Meschuge, Nebun, Dement,INSANE.
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~Tordo Aug 10, 2009, 3:04:16 PM
:iconthankuplz:

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~CoyoteCaliente Aug 3, 2009, 8:56:09 AM
No prob. Some of your stuff is really neat. Like the REvil stuff, maybe if you got someone to help you could get a little zombie killing action.

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Aiene, Geisteskrank, Insano, Elnebajos, Vansinnig, Fou, Atamagaokashii, Gek, Dolzinnig, Hullu, Gila, Meschuge, Nebun, Dement,INSANE.
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~Dragongurl31645 Jul 31, 2009, 7:34:29 AM
thanks for the fav

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*lazywolf Jul 8, 2009, 10:43:11 AM
I am so confused. Let me see if I get what's going on. Your werewolf story is Instinct Rising, right? I guess Fuel is the revised and edited version? Is that right?

Also, in your instinct rising folder, it only goes to chapter 8 even though I just discovered you have up to chapter 15 in your gallery!

You should add all the chapters to the folder and also put some text describing the the folders for each set of the story so people know what's going on!

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~CoyoteCaliente Jul 8, 2009, 10:46:05 AM
Yeah yeah. I should go cleaning and since I am bored, I'll do that now.

Instinct Rising is my werewolf story. Yes.

Fuel is the edited version of Instinct Rising. To be honest, I don't know why I changed the name. I'll eventually change it back I think.

Sorry for the mix up. 0~0

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*Malignant-Librarian Jun 25, 2009, 7:29:12 PM
A fellow Pack member! Good to meet you, I look forward to reading your novel!

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~Hexenwulf Jun 7, 2009, 4:51:35 PM
Caught your work off of the homepage, and sat down for a read.

I like what I've seen so far, so I'll stick around (whether you want me or not) on bated breath for more of your 'Fuel' series.

In the meantime of course, I may wander your gallery aimlessly. I take no responsibility for what happens.

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Reality is for those who lack imagination.
Everyone's broken a law. It just takes TALENT to break one of Nature's.
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~CoyoteCaliente Jun 7, 2009, 5:02:47 PM
Just don't leave blood stains on the carpet. It's a new carpet you see.

And what homepage are you talking about?

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Aiene, Geisteskrank, Insano, Elnebajos, Vansinnig, Fou, Atamagaokashii, Gek, Dolzinnig, Hullu, Gila, Meschuge, Nebun, Dement,INSANE.
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~Hexenwulf Jun 8, 2009, 8:35:33 PM
The browse section. Every now and then I like to wander around the lit column and look for new writers to watch.

Normally, it's like wading through a sea of mediocre, but ya get lucky every now and then.

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Everyone's broken a law. It just takes TALENT to break one of Nature's.
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~Tordo Jun 5, 2009, 9:12:28 PM
:iconthankuplz:

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